This is a spoof that came to mind watching the latest colossal figures that GW is producing, exaggerating everything. I was watching a photo of a deformed turtle with two heads, so I thought: why not a strange empire beast?
When the demonic plague sent by Lord of putrefaction struck once again the Empire there was no pity, it seemed to be the final apocalypse, and the population decimated took refuge in the big cities. From the Drakwald hordes of flying aberrant beasts beated the zoos of Talabbheim, easily killing the sick and weak griffins and demigriffons. And just when was the last templar knights were preparing to face a desperate charge towards hordes of minotaurs blessed by Nurgle, from the depths of the swamps came out the ultimate weapon. The Testudinarium had been imprisoned centuries ago in the dungeons of the Empire, feared by Karl Franz for its size. When the beast came out of an ancient passage hidden from even the proud leader of the minotaurs trembled: at every step of the Testudinarium the earth cracked, every cry of the monstrous giantmade the enemy eardrums vibrating wildly. The last, stoic endurance of the empire marched in titanic steps toward the apocalypse.